| Alright, here is the moment that everyone has been waiting for....drum roll please...Ashley's favorite drunk nights
They are not arranged in any particular order, and some of them have been mentioned on other lists:
The Original Naked Monday- This night is also known as St. Patrick's day '03. The nakedness all began as I was returning from track practice and as soon as I got back to our suite, I decided that I MUST be naked, not really caring who all might be in the room (Meg and Margarita Matt). We then decided to head to the bball house for a kegger. Before leaving though, we hit to vodka...hard. Meg threw up before we had even gotten ready, I almost died falling out the window (trying to touch a fat squirrel that was perched on a tree branch outside of Meg's window). When we got to the party we were all sufficiently sloshed. Paul and Hill were trying to keep the rest of us from doing dumb things- unsuccessfully. Meg invented something that I like to refer to as the boob-balls-butt-grabbing game. The name is pretty self explanatory. Meg made out on the stairs for what seemed like HOURS, and I showed EVERYONE my boobs- whoops! The night ended with Meg, Matt and I all trying to sleep in one twin sized bed.
Amber's Snake Dinner- This was the night of Amber's 21st birthday, which took place at the Drydock. We all got wasted, especially Amber. Well, Amber's mom came to pick Ross, Amber, and I to take us home, and on the way Amber was telling us that Lori was going to cook her a yummy "snake" dinner the next night....I almost peed my pants.
Face Party 05- Could have been one of my favorite parties at the house. There was an intense game of Tiff Cup, a beer fight, a highlighter/ kerosene fight, and drunk-naked puking in the driveway. I believe we ended the night with a great Perkins run.
Meg's Cottage and the Heated Discussion- The summer after freshman year, Meg, Hillary and I decided to take a little trip up to Meg's parents cottage on the lake. We spent the weekend in a perpetual state of drunkenness. We got Hillary so drunk that she puked on the beach, we had a bonfire with the neighbors, and Meg and I almost downed/ passed out in the hot tub. There also was an incredibly heated/ hostile conversation about the unfairness between male and female siblings- we were WASTED.
Mitcha-Chalupa's, Stolen Gin, and Street Fights- Crazy summer party that I have only vague memories of. I do know that I made out with a couple people (or it could have been another time at that house...not sure) I believe that Lacey and Amber were snitching other people's alcohol all night (not a surprise) and then as we were leaving we spotted a bottle of Gin just sitting on the front porch, so naturally Lacey tucked it under her shirt. The next night we drank that whole bottle of Gin on our way to the bars in IC. We proceeded to get SMASHED, and then went to an after party where I fell asleep on the kitchen table. As I was snoozing Amber was making out with someone (wink wink) in the bathroom, and, well I don't know where Lacey was. As we were leaving the party Lacey got in a fight (which I tired to break up) and pushed a young man into oncoming traffic (which was really funny) Amber got so pissed off as us that she stormed off to the car, wouldn't let us listen to music, and there was silence for most of the way back to CR, though it got to a point where we were all trying not to laugh, and continue to pretend to be pissed.
Party At Conrad's Parents House- We all decided to have a little get together one weekend at our friend Conrad's house, whose parents were out of town. We got drunk and then got stupid. We were all relaxing in the hot tub, when a game of truth or dare was suggested. Natasha ran around the house bare ass naked, meg bit Derek's ear, I made out with mantas, matt almost drowned, and mike got flashed. After the hot tub, no one really knows what happened, but I'm pretty sure that we all hooked up with some one-- and meg learned how strong matt's "triceps" are. The next day Derek was complaining that his ear hurt.
Lacey Falls on Her Face- This night was hysterical. Lacey and I were over at Ross's house and I got attacked by Amber's CRAZY cat. We decided to go over to Tiff's house. She bandaged me up and then the three of us and I think JPG was with us, decided to set off a bag of fireworks that Katie had left over in the park across the street. Well as we were letting off the last one, a car started heading towards us. Naturally we all run for our lives like the drunk fools that we are. Well there was a step up, and I was in front, so I yelled out "step", and Tiff was behind me, and she yelled something about there being a step also, well Lacey did not hear that apparently, and she faceplanted onto the sidewalk. We all almost pissed our pants laughing.
Margarita Matt's Rock- This was the first night I met the infamous Margarita Matt. I went to a party with his roommate Kevin. Well I got wasted and Kevin had to basically babysit Matt (who was wearing a sombrero) and I. We were stumbling home and I apparently found "the most amazing rock ever created", and I presented it to Matt, as a gift. He still has the rock.
Strip Poker at Robinson House- I am not really sure who all was with us, I remember Tom and Betsy for sure. It was during the wee hours of the morning when a group of us decided to play strip poker. I did not know how to play poker...enough said.
"OK...dad"- This happened one night when Tiff, Jake, Travis and I were on our way back from Josh and Danny's place. Travis was driving and Tiffany and I were in the back seat dancing. Apparently we were getting a little to rambunctious. Travis exploded, he yelled and pulled over the car, threatening to leave us on the side of the road. Then, he made us sit for the remainder of the ride in silence, because he had turned off the radio to punish us, much like a father would to punish his unruly children. Jake was the only one who thought it was funny at the time.
New Year's Eve '05- Night started early and was punctuated with periods of memory loss. There was a forest fire in the back yard. I drank a bottle of champagne...by myself. Everyone was shitfaced by midnight, and I honestly do not remember much past that point. I know that there were a lot of funny things that I missed out on...and I woke up the next morning laying in the fetal position, in a puddle of beer.
AQ House Party, and Matt's Crawl Space- This was one of my favorite keggers from freshman year. We were all shitty drunk, and at about 2 or so, the cops busted up the party. Well, Matt had, by this point gotten into a crawl space in the laundry room of the house we were at, puked all over (in the crawl space), tried to clean the puke up with a piece of bread that Meg had given him to eat, and then drank water out of a fish bowl. Everyone was leaving the party (due to the cops), and a couple of friends of mine were offering a ride to Bryan and I. I however thought that I should walk home, because I was starting to feel nautious. Well, Bryan graciously offered to walk home with me, both of us forgetting that it was about a mile or two....through a bad part of town. I was so drunk that Bryan had to hold onto me so I wouldn't fall over. When we finally got back to campus, we decided to take the shortcut back to the dorms, and it was a very wooded path, uphill. Bryan's phone rang and he let go of me for about 10 seconds to grab the phone out of his pocket, and in that frame of time I managed to get myself turned around on the path and fell completely into a bush. When he turned around to grab my arm, he couldn't find me, due to the fact that I was laying in a bush. It was a fun night. Matt went back to the house the next day to clean his puke out of the crawlspace- what a nice guy.
Road Trip to Visit Weasel- Jake and I decided to go visit our good friend brad "weasel" campbell at college one weekend. The drive there was long and through all of these back roads. Jake and I saw a bunch of hay bales that were arranged in the form of a man like figure, it had eyes and a mouth and such, and there was a sign on it that said "Hay dude", and Jake and I thought it was the most clever and witty thing that we had ever seen. Later that night when we were drunk in Weasel's dorm, we kept saying "hey dude" back and forth to each other, and then busting up laughing. Weasel had no idea what the hell we were talking about. We also ate 2 pizzas from dominos. Good night.
Pictionary and Whiskey- This summer, I was visiting my family in Missouri. All of the cousins were around, and one night after a family dinner (where Kev, Phillip and I got drunk), we decided to have a little get together at Phillips house (where he lives with his fiance, who is pregnant, and a SAINT to put up with us). We got the great idea to play a game of pictionary. Jeffrey and I were on a team together, which was really great, because he and I were kicking ass. It came up to be my turn to draw, and the word (or so I thought) was Iraq. I thought "wow this one is going to be easy", and everyone else was bitching about how hard it was (side note: between every round we were taking shots of whiskey), and I was sitting there all smug, because I knew Jeff and I were going to win. Well I drew an eye, and then a tennis racket. Jeff got it right away, and he and I were carrying on, hollering and celebrating, while everyone else was just staring at me like I was an idiot. Finally Kevin says,"Um, the word was 'Israel' ". Thank goodness I was drunk because otherwise there would have been no excuse. The night just got more and more ridiculous. Ian gave us a speech about buying presents, which in the middle of, he pulled a cookie out of his pocket to punctuate his point (no one knew what that was). Kevin got in a fight with Krista, and tried to leave, but was too drunk to get any farther than the front curb. At about 3 am Jenny showed up, and we built a fire in the back yard and sang old songs. Finally at around 5 we went to Steak and Shake. It was one of the best nights of the summer.
Tiff's 21st Birthday- Tiff, Travis, Lacey, and my parents and I went out for Tiff's birthday on the night that she was going to be turning 21. We went to Bricks, where they let Tiffany in before she was "technically" 21 because my mom told them that Tiff was her daughter. My dad bought us all drinks and shots until midnight, when we stumbled across the street to Dublin City. Everyone was there because that night was also PJ's 22nd birthday. We all had a blast at the bar, and my parents left around 1am I would guess. Well after bar close would have been a good time for us to go home, but no, we can never let a good thing be, so when Lacey, Jake and I found out that people were meeting up at Woody's, we thought "that's a great idea". It is my personal opinion that when a person thinks that going to Woody's is a great idea that is the best clue that its time to go home. It was a blast...the fact that I had to be stuck in the car for 8 hours the next day sucked.
Wege Pond- Kevin, Matt, Meg and I all got drunk off of parrot bay. Then Matt and Meg got into a fight. Meg disappeared. Matt put his hand through a window, and then jumped into Wege Pond...in the middle of January, he almost drowned. I was eating pudding during this time...completely oblivious to everything that was going on. Damn that was good pudding.
Independence Day '05- We started the night off at Tiff's, and then everyone met up at Bricks. Tiff, Travis, Lacey, Kerra, Elli, Danny, Andy, Jake, Brendan and I all were there pretty early, celebrating our country's independence with the customary drinking. We serenaded each other with a stirring rendition of "Build me up Buttercup", which had many in tears. We were all mostly too drunk to really care when the fireworks were going off. Later we met up with the rest of the crazies at Dublin. The night came to a close with Lacey passed out on Tiff's bathroom floor, her Taco Bell right there next to her (the fact that it was on the bathroom floor did not phase her in the least, and she ate it anyway)
Road Trip to visit Keelin- Carrie, Amanda and I all decided to visit our friend Keelin at her new college. I don't have a clear recollection of what happened when, but the highlights were: leaving a house party, and Amanda (drunk) falling on her ass on a patch of ice, Keelin and Cliff making out in the front seat, while the rest of us tried to get them to notice that we had gotten into the car, walking across campus (freezing cold) none of us having coats and Amanda stops in the middle of the path, takes of her shoes, lays down and says "just leave me", playing I never with a bunch of girls who all know far too much about each other, Keelin puking before we even leave for the bar, penny pitchers and Amanda getting us all free drinks from the bartender, me drunkenly proclaiming that I "have a black belt...in getting it on!". Amanda and I also almost got into a fight with some girl outside the bathroom at a party we were at, and the whole night we all were stealing Cliff's Jim Beam out of his pocket- he later wondered how he drank all of it.
There are SO many more nights that I should add...but I have taken so long to compile this list, and well, I am tired of thinking. Here are a few others that have a place on the list:
-Lowell House Parties
-"Thats the Origional Paint"
-Halloween '03 (Angels and Devils)
-Keelin's Pap Smear
-Barn Parties
-Lacey's 21st b-day
-Ladies nights at Kerra's
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